SNOWY OWL RUMBLE: PART 2

So I wrote that Graham Oliver back and this is what I said (in case you missed the long winded email...that you probably deleted.....this is too good to delete and will be forever held in blogger history)

Jill Benoit Wrote To Me and Just Look How She Insulted The Toutons!!!!!!!!!
So Graham....I see that YOUR team is named after soggy, doughy, greasy, incomplete bread thingy majiggy.......how could you possibly compete with
the Stephenville Super Snowy Owl Sliders......who will be kickin and glidin into first place on Saturday.......waiting to spread our molasses on what's left of the toutons as they slither across the finish line........................................
By the way.........I think we should have a vote on the name "all Stephenville peoples" which there are many, such as The Whites, The Blundons, The MacDonalds, The Benoits, The Rumbolts, The Noonans, The Hoddinots, The St. Croix's......and the list goes on and on and on.......so rally, rally, rally.........................for the
STEPHENVILLE SUPER SNOWY OWL SLIDERS......................maybe we could get Bessie Jesso to name our team,,,,after all she did such an excellent
job for the Hoedown show and SHE'S on our team. Imagine what you can think of when you have so much time on your hands (i.e., snow day) hahaha

.....and Graham responded.......
I'm Mad as Heck And I'm Just Not Standing for It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I take every nice word back that I've said about south coasters after I read that sprawl above. Imagine the gaul of that Jill Benoit. Sure I waas groomin' trails while she was still in a wood box behind the stove and now she comes up here slips and slides along the Fox trot tonight and is as cordial as Anne of Green Gables at the county fair and then she comes home and writes the likes of that/ It's enough to make me turn off the computer, shut down thelgiths and go to bed until Sunday evening Shockin' I say! Absolutely disgustingly shockin'

And if she thinks I'm going to wither away as a result of her rhetoric she is in a delucional nigthmare. As syure as there's water flowing down the Gaudon's Brook boundary line we will be at the start line with an armada of bodies .... I even have a bus lined up for the Silverwood. No door knob will be left unturned on this side of gaudon's until we are sure we have sufficient snowshoers and skiers to defend out most coveted prize, the Snowy Owl Cup. We'lll see you at the start line benoit with your meagre little clutch of Saucy Snowy Owl Sliders ... sorry Super Snowy Owl Sliders.
Kippensand West Toutons Unite. this is a "call to skis" .... grab grandy and bring her a long .... ya can never trust a south coaster so we must pull snap everyone we can find into a set of bindings ... and bring your longest skis. For every centimetre of ski you get a point ... I'm gonna mount a set of bindings to our double 19' Necky sea kayak ... now that a should get us a few points ... Oh no, bad idea ... it's on the other side of the border in Dan's garage. Kayaks are not permitted in this completion ... the ruling just came in from CCC.
I say shine the cup Liz Chaisson ... shine the cup ... we hate accepting soiled hardware .... GO